W ell, I've just completed my IR essay. After I finished my FVPA assignment. After I did my French. What the hell happened to doing nothing?!? BA my ass... 

Ok, so most people have that workload like, everyday, but I didn't sign up for a BStress! The irony of it? They weren't even law assignments which are supposed to be my 'serious subject' assignments. No, instead, my stress is attributed to making paper dolls and writing about the bloody liberals. (Well, I quite like the liberals actually but when you have just written three pages in the opposite argument, it's hard to switch sides and say, "Yes, men are inherently good and all states secretly want to do is hug each other and trade sugar cookies..." For three pages. I felt like I was in a Hallmark commercial. Or a card. More a card, less exciting than the commercial I think. Yeah, writing those three pages was definitely less exciting than being in a Hallmark commercial. 

What was I talking about? 

Oh yes, I was ranting. Damn it, my brain is too tired to continue. Sometimes I think it might be better of I went into Professional Sleeping... You know for research? That seems to be more my level of motivation right now. I feel like a muffin. (But you don't look like a muffin.) With my hair the way it is, I really do. AH! I AM A MUFFIN! I really should straighten my hair... Well, it's a bit late now since I'll be sleeping soon. Then again if the world ends tonight, I'll be stuck going through Judgement Day with weird hair and a serious muffin craving. Damn. Well, we're going to have to take that risk I suppose. Did I just say 'we' whilst referring to myself? 

I need sleep, now. I also need to get Tina Fey out of my head. I feel like she writes my dialogue. Sarah and I were discussing what would be involved in a Feybotomy... I think it might hurt. Oh well. It'll probably hurt less than the beatings I take from irritated conversationees. Is that a word. Somebody shut me up. I'm irritating myself. Take the keyboard awa

Thanks. Ok, I'm going to bed, I've done enough to get rid of the anti-sleep thoughts that permeate. Thanks for listening. You didn't have to, in fact you should stop reading because this has been a gigantic waste of your time. You could have done at least six rows of knitting on that scarf you'll never finish. Or finished a crossword puzzle. Or played the banjo with a tiger. Or poked a badger with a spoon. Infinitely more valuable uses of your time. In fact, those are far more valuabel uses of MY time. 

Excuse me, I have a scarf to knit.